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Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Shootout at .....lets not call it Wadala

The place I used to stay earlier had a boys hostel right in front of it. The boys ages ranged from 17-25, not that it mattered to me, but it did matter for a few female friends residing in my building. It was much later that I came to know that the girls put a cheap binocular and  a desi telescope to good use in order to spy on these unsuspecting boys.

The boys of course had no clue about this and went on with their half-naked hostel life. Most of the times all the girls could find were a few pot-bellied, spectacled boys roaming around showing off their family packs. Once in a while they would find a guy with a decent body and would end up ogling at him like when a predator sees a prey after a lo...ong time.

I hope they haven't taken any controversial photographs of the guys. I don't want them to feel traumatized knowing the fact that they have been used by these girls without even them knowing (yes obviously they would've felt better if they knew).

As a return gift to my female voyeur friends, I have confirmation that they too knew who stayed where (I am only talking about the girls) and they too had a guy on duty with binoculars to give them regular update on "viewings".

So much for injustice on women. Men, we are being targeted.

P.S : I just heard that on reading this article a few hostel guys recognized whom I am talking about and they have already ordered a set of used weights from OLX, for their workout....for a better visual treat. 

Disclaimer : Any views or opinions presented in this article are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of the females mentioned above. If you are not the addressee mentioned in the above article you my please forward it and let the actual party know about it and let hem know they might become famous.

1 comment:

shadab shaikh said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha