Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...... Its too dark to read.

Monday, December 1, 2014

My Sense Of Poetry

My sense of poetry is really weird
Actually looks like a sheep that's just been reared
The only criteria is that the words should rhyme
Whether you sing it or whether you mime
You may criticize my style of writing
But BEWARE !!!
Your ass might just be what my imaginary dog will be biting
The overall picture should appear crystal clear
You either hate her or you love her too dear
The lines must be funny or must provoke a thought
Write about your feelings or the ass kicking you just got
Rhyming is as important as eating is to you
You may copy old lines or make up something new

The other night was just one of a kind
Slept like a log, while I made love to you in my mind
These are the lines that I usually prefer
Not long boring quotes that are hard to decipher
I don't think I am funny, I may be sarcastic
But if you think I am funny then you are fantastic
To all those who think this isn't funny, I say
Fuck you, but have a nice day....!!!             (Credit for last line goes to the 8 Mile Lotto)

Sunday, November 23, 2014

From being a IT Engg to not being one.....

A few points which indicate that I can no more call myself an IT Engineer.

1.     A 'Hello World' program sounds difficult to write.
2.     The IT jargon which I used during college, sounds like 'Klingon' to me.
3.     I google "How to...." videos related to every day use software.
4.     My classmates have to explain in normal English as to what they are working on.
5.     Couldn't understand my own Final Year Project when I opened it to show off in front of someone.
6.     I get tensed when my PC doesn't start.
7.     I ask tech reviews from people who are from other branches of engineering.
8.     When people talk about 'Spring', I imagine my next vacation.
9.     When "Internet"= "FB" + "Youtube" + "Few sites I shouldn't mention here"
10.   When my mom said, "Tu ek Engineer hain na.... mera mixer grinder theek kar de".
11.   And finally.......