My sense of poetry is really weird
Actually looks like a sheep that's just been reared
The only criteria is that the words should rhyme
Whether you sing it or whether you mime
You may criticize my style of writing
But BEWARE !!!
Your ass might just be what my imaginary dog will be biting
The overall picture should appear crystal clear
You either hate her or you love her too dear
The lines must be funny or must provoke a thought
Write about your feelings or the ass kicking you just got
Rhyming is as important as eating is to you
You may copy old lines or make up something new
The other night was just one of a kind
Slept like a log, while I made love to you in my mind
These are the lines that I usually prefer
Not long boring quotes that are hard to decipher
I don't think I am funny, I may be sarcastic
But if you think I am funny then you are fantastic
To all those who think this isn't funny, I say
Fuck you, but have a nice day....!!! (Credit for last line goes to the 8 Mile Lotto)
Actually looks like a sheep that's just been reared
The only criteria is that the words should rhyme
Whether you sing it or whether you mime
You may criticize my style of writing
But BEWARE !!!
Your ass might just be what my imaginary dog will be biting
The overall picture should appear crystal clear
You either hate her or you love her too dear
The lines must be funny or must provoke a thought
Write about your feelings or the ass kicking you just got
Rhyming is as important as eating is to you
You may copy old lines or make up something new
The other night was just one of a kind
Slept like a log, while I made love to you in my mind
These are the lines that I usually prefer
Not long boring quotes that are hard to decipher
I don't think I am funny, I may be sarcastic
But if you think I am funny then you are fantastic
To all those who think this isn't funny, I say
Fuck you, but have a nice day....!!! (Credit for last line goes to the 8 Mile Lotto)
